Opinion: Forget the recession, troubles in Iran and North Korea, we've got problems of a much larger kind. Jon & Kate Gosselin are splitting up. OMG! We (Metromix TV) really wonder where the hell our (America's) priorities are.

A reality show on cable is the top story in todays news? We're seriously living in an alternate universe. Look at the cover of todays Chicago Sun-Times.

If you missed last night's Jimmy Fallon, or if you want to watch again what could possibly be the most brilliant segment in late night television history, here's the clip. Zack Morris (or, going by his SAG name, Mark Paul Gosselaar), complete with mammoth cell phone, memories of Stacey Carosi and pinch rolled, faded-wash jeans chats with Jimmy about his life as a grown up actor and signs on for a Saved By The Bell class reunion. Priceless.

Original caption: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich pose for a publicity picture for the new season of the NBC reality show "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here". Montag and Pratt will be part of the series; Blagojevich won't.

But we're thinking you can do better.

No, that's not a pair of big foot in the picture. Even better, it's outdoor adventurer Bear Grylls and sasquatch look alike Will Ferrell.

The two shared a snow shelter, sipped on their own urine, rappelled down frozen waterfalls, and noshed on reindeer eyeballs while filming an episode of Bear's show Man vs. Wild in the Swedish Wilderness.

You can watch the odd couple's camping trip June 2nd when the episode airs on the Discovery Chanel.

It was a night for the ages, as the brilliance of Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr. were channeled through celebrity mentor Jamie Foxx? No, I'm not making this up. It was an American Idol you had to see to believe, or you can watch my recap instead!

And when you're done there, don't forget to click on over to Curt Wagner's Show Patrol blog for RedEye. He live blogs every episode, and thinks I'm way to hard on Kara. So please, click over and tell him how wrong he is.

Results tonight, and I'll see you all right here next week.

The laughs aren't as big as they could have been - but I actually enjoyed the Upright Citizen Brigade's version of "Twilight" better than the original. Plus, the Whopper Jr. fits into the Kristen Stewart role quite nicely.

On second thought, I'm not sure it's a Whopper Jr., although it does have the poppyseed bun. Any thoughts?

Thank you all for entering. If you are a winner, you're passes to an advanced screening of "X:Men Origins: Wolverine" are already in the mail!

Bea Arthur, star of the hit TV series "The Golden Girls," died today after a battle with cancer. Bea was always my favorite Golden Girl, probably the easiest character for a man to relate to. She had this quick wit and deep voice, always calling out the other characters' shenanigans. The AP has a career encompassing obit here. Bea was 86 years old.

Didn't disco die a long time ago at Comiskey? Well, our American Idol contestants did their best to bring it back last night. Why? Who knows. But at least it gave America a chance to see what I would look like with an afro. My predictions on who's going home tonight are in my recap below. Enjoy!

And for photos of last night's performances, check out the Idol Gallery.

It's going to be the summer of hair for NBC. Access Hollywood says former American Idol finalist Sanjaya Malakar will be another contestant on "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here."

Joining Sanjaya will be former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, along with Geraldo Rivera, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Spencer and Heidi from "The Hills." The show kicks off on NBC June 1st.

I was getting my Blago "dead-racoon-do" ready, but I might have to shake it into a Sanjaya mohawk. Here's a refresher in case you're new to Earth:

First up, Quentin Tarantino is one of my favorite directors, so when I found out that he was going to be a celebrity mentor on the show I couldn't believe it. Also, it made me feel a little less ashamed to be so obsessed with this particular TV program. Yeah, Quentin's a little nuts, but aren't we all sometimes? Speaking of crazy, watch my recap of last night's Top 7 performances....

And for more photo, check out last night's performance gallery.

Tuesday night's American Idol was as beautiful as a newborn baby - literally. You'll want to see my recap if you caught the show, and especially if you missed it. Who's in my bottom three? Who's going home? Who cares? Find out now!

And when you're done with that, be sure to check out my favorite Idol recapper on the web - RedEye's Curt Wagner, a.k.a. the Show Patrol. You can find his Top 8 Recap here.

Think you've seen or heard everything on an airplane? Well, behold the internet's newest sensation, courtesy Southwest Airlines.

You won't hear that on United. Hilarious.

Looks like everyone wanted a final spin on those gas-guzzling sports cars before the government takes them away. According to box office guru Nikki Finke at Deadline Hollywood Daily, "Fast & Furious" is set to have the biggest April opener ever. The "new model, original parts" team delivered a ridiculous $30 million on Friday alone! Just for some perspective, the biggest movie to ever open in April before this was the Adam Sandler / Jack Nicholson comedy "Anger Management," which a measely $42 million. If DHD's estimates hold up, "F&F" will collect nearly $70 million this weekend.

You know what this means, look for less originality with your big studio blockbusters, and more retreads of all your old favorites (assuming you thought there was much originality left to begin with). A new "Beverly Hills Cop" is already in the works. The same goes for "Footloose" (although Zac Efron has apparently dropped out). Maybe we'll see another "Lethal Weapon?" If they reboot the "Back to the Future" franchise, I'm moving to Canada.

Your new Hollywood motto - from the Walmart bargain bin....to the big screen. Minus the everyday low prices, of course.

Hey there everybody. Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to see "Fast and Furious," but I did catch the new Greg Mottola dramedy "Adventureland." There was just too much teen angst flowing in me to pass this one up. My review ran on CLTV News this morning, and I thought I'd share it with you here. Enjoy!

This weekend on "metromix" we took you inside Simone's in Pilsen. The decor is out of this world, or I should say out of the past. The design team Alter Ego works along with Salvage One to take other people's trash and make it into treasure. Jackie checked out Salvage One a little while back, and we thought we'd show you what she found. Take a look:

First off, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. It's probably not safe for anyone under the age of 18. But what I can say - I am incredibly excited to see this thing, Sacha Baron Cohen's follow up to "Borat." The trailer speaks for itself. Enjoy:

American Idol's Top 9 faced off in Hollywood last night, and I watched it all right here in Chicago. I'm proud to announce that my Emmy nominated American Idol Video Recaps are back, but I'm not to proud to say that last night's episode didn't give me too much excitement to work with. Maybe Paula will end up under the table again next week. Oh well, enjoy and behold who will be in the bottom 3, and who will get eliminated.....

America's Most Recent Guilty Pleasure Obsession - uh, Top Model was in town yesterday holding tryouts for their next "cycle." No Tyra or Miss J but a lot of pretty faces hoping to make it big. Check out the video and photo galleries....see if you spot the next Jaslene!

More: Photo Gallery

Greetings from paradise! That's right, I'm writing this recap from the sunny shores of Cancun, Mexico! This easily makes me the most devoted Idol recaper alive. Thanks for reading.

Tonight the contestants will be singing the hits of Motown. Last week I pegged the bottom two correctly, although America once again got it wrong by sending Alexis Grace home and hanging on to Michael Sarver. Who will be going home tonight? Here we go!

Nothing says St. Patrick's Day like Randy Travis, right? What's a matter Idol producers, couldn't get Bono on the line? Randy was here (and looking a little upset) to try and teach our contestants how to put a little twang in their tune. My best, good, and just plain ugly singers....after the jump!

PODI founder/CEO Dave Curry was featured on this weekend's "metromix." He sells shoes with removable covers, so you can change the look and style of your feet in seconds. He's offering a deal for the first 200 people who order a new pair of PODI's after our CLTV airing. Details are at the end of the clip above. Enjoy!

Happy weekend everyone, or in case you plan on seeing "Last House On The Left" - Horrible, grief-stricken bloodlusty weekend everyone! Wes Craven's original 1972 film was shocking, appalling, mind-blowing, and just all kinds of blowing - why in the world would someone attempt to remake it? And could they succeed? My Leshock Value review.....

It's straight out of "Minority Report." The West Loop nightspot Madpoison Ultra Lounge is finally ready to open its doors and unveil its futuristic touch screen ordering system. The bar features a few different stations with the technology - one large menu screen that is sure to attract a line, and a few private touchscreen tabletops in the VIP booths. Rhon Deguro is the architect behind the madness (he built the software in his garage after studying computer engineering at Northern Illinois University), and he gave me a sneak peek before Chicago gets its dirty little hands all over it! Watch the video.....after the jump!

The hour that will "change the lives" of 13 people. Gag me. Let's live blog tonight's American Idol Results Show!

All day people have been buzzing about these "new rules" the judges are going to announce tonight. We know they're kicking off two contestants, but they're promising something even bigger. Let's break it down - here we go!

An unlucky number. A new stage. An embarrasing entrance for the judges. And the music of Michael Jackson. It was the first big night of American Idol (did I mention they have a new stage?). The Top 13 faced off and sang the difficult tunes of M.J.

"Will he come and help the contestants?" my wife asked.

"I think there might be some kind of law against that," I answered.

My best, good, bad, and just plain ugly after the jump!

Hey everybody, by now many of you have already bought your tickets to see Watchmen tonight at midnight. But for those of you who are still on the fence, check out my LeShock Value review!

I'm sorry y'all, but I'm coming down with a horrible cold and a raging fever, probably from the Watchmen screening I just sat through. Anyways, I will be back and STRONGER than ever next week, when if all goes well, my Emmy-nominated American Idol Video Recaps will return. *Cue Angelic Hum Sound.* See you then, *cough.*

This is horrible news. Chicago Bull great Norm Van Lier has passed away at the age of 61. According to ChicagoBreakingNews.com, "Fire personnel responded to a request to check up on him at his apartment in the 1100 block of West Madison Street when he was found unresponsive, according to the Chicago Fire Department."

I can't say I ever truly knew Mr. Van Lier, but every time he entered the CLTV newsroom, you knew he was here. When CLTV contemplated taking Sports Page off the air, Norm was not happy. He was a frequent guest on the program and always dominated the airtime. I'll never forget when he made me march down to my programming director's office and demand that Sports Page come back.

"Who's going to host it," I asked him. "Me?"

He gave me a serious stare, then laughed. "No, I will. Now go give the message."

Norm Van Lier was always outspoken and honest - and one of the most magnetic people I've ever had the pleasure to be around. He told it like it was, whether you wanted to hear it or not. He will always be missed - both on-air and off.

Hello again everybody! After a brief break due to some guy giving a speech in Congress, American Idol is back on the air! I'll be hanging out with you LIVE blogging during the broadcast, so keep up with my thoughts after the jump!

Check out the director's cut of Nick Digilio and I's Oscar Night 2009 Recap! I know it's a day late, but as Homer Simpson once said, "It's still good! It's still good!" Enjoy:

Maybe you've seen this already, but if you haven't, watch it now. WGN-TV's Pat Tomasulo breaks down the idiocy of FaceBook. My favorite part is hearing how stupid all of these "status updates" are when spoken aloud. Think you're funny? Well, you're not. This, however, is.

This was one of the funnier moments in a night devoid of comedy. Natalie Portman presented the award for Best Cinematography alongside Ben Stiller, who showed up with a snarly beard to poke fun at Joaquin Phoenix's bizarre appearance on The Late Show. But given that this was the cinematography award, wouldn't a jab at Christian Bale's DOP rant been more fitting?

Anytime you give someone like Sean Penn an open forum to speak his mind, you never know what might happen. Last night was no dissapoint, starting with his greeting of the crowd - "You commie, homo-loving sons of guns."

At least he didn't sign off with - "Goodnight, Utah!"

Yesterday I was a guest on WGN-TV's Oscar special "The Envelope, Please." In case you missed it, they've posted the entire show online, and we have the video for you! Here is Part 1...

Watch the rest of the show after the jump!

This small behind-the-scenes clip shows Hugh Jackman rehearsing for the biggest night of his career. In case you're new, he's hosting the 81st Annual Academy Awards this Sunday night, and if his performance at the Tony's means anything, he should be great!

A clip from Hugh at the 2004 Tony's awards is after the jump.....

This....

*Touch hair and make stupid face*

Now that we're past Ryan Seacrest's prompter notes, it's time to break down the results of the first group of 36. 24 million votes poured into American Idol headquarters last night, but was your favorite contestant booted? And how right was I on my picks? Find out after the jump!

The American Idol live shows are finally here....with a TWIST! See if you can follow me here. The Top 36 have been broken down into three groups of 12. The highest vote of the men will move on. The highest vote of the women will move on. And one wild card will move on. That gives us 9 spots. The remaining contestants will compete in a Wild Card round, where the top 3 will move on, making our Top 12. Thanks for making Season 8 much easier to understand, American Idol.

It was the first LIVE broadcast of the season, and there were more than a few strange occurances, including Ryan Seacrest being barked at by a producer.

They gave her chances like she was playing Monopoly, but Joanna Pacitti has gone bye-bye. The AP just released a short note saying "American Idol" has disqualified Pacitti, but they haven't said exactly why yet. The judges already made it VERY clear on the show that Pacitti had a record deal in the past. Maybe she forgot to mention something else, just like she forgot all of her lyrics during Hollywood week.

Congratulations to Felicia Barton of Virginia Beach, VA, who will replace Joanna on the show.

Wow. Just wow. Seeing him in photographs was one thing, but after seeing his "Late Show" appearance, Joaquin Phoenix has officially gone off the deep end. David Letterman did everything possible to have some fun with this guy (his beard, rapping, etc.) but Joaquin was having none of it. He seemed to get more and more angry with each laugh of the audience. I started to actually get a little scared for Dave at one point.

Here's a serious question. After what happened to Heath Ledger last year, why do we laugh at someone who might really be going through serious issues? How bad would those audiences members feel if something happened to him? Or maybe he's just a complete toolbag? I hope so.

Welcome to the judges mansion, better known as Simon Cowell's vacation home! It was the last night in Hollywood, where our contestants sit in a chair and are told whether or not they've made it onto the live telecasts. This year "Idol" will feature a Top 36. But before they get there, some of the contestants were subjected to "final sing-offs." It's a ploy to add more drama and (hopefully) more singing to an otherwise sterile episode.

If you're an "Idol" junkie, you know the list of the Top 36 leaked weeks ago (as if they didn't have these people picked since audition day). But just for fun - let's break down the WINNERS, the LOSERS, the SING-OFFS, and my TOP 36 THOUGHTS!

Ladies and gentlemen...we may already have a winner! It's the dreaded "herd the hopefuls into the slaugtering room night." The contestants were put to a final test. After performing in front of the judges one last time, all 72 singers were rounded up into four different rooms. Then, the judges gave the news as to who stays and who goes. There was a little bit of singing - just enough to put together my BEST, WORST, and final verdict.

This is probably one of the best viral videos I've seen in a long time, and it is now a huge hit on YouTube. WGN-TV news anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange have been working together for years. During their commercial breaks, they came up with short little musical numbers to pass the time. Over the years, it's spiraled into a nearly 3 minute routine that was destined to become a hit online. Maybe you've already seen this by now, but if not, it's great....

It was time to celebrate THE BEST in music, which I guess means EVERYONE, at the 51st annual Grammy Awards! As usual the Recording Industry gave out a trillion awards tonight for all kinds of different categories. Ryan Seacrest and company tried to keep it all straight with note cards on the red carpet. But the awards only mean so much, there were plenty of bizarre/exciting moments to remember. My thoughts on the show and a complete list of winners after the jump!

"American Idol" producers figured something out - group work sucks. Welcome to Hollywood Group Night, easily the biggest drama to go down every season. We get to see how our favorite (or not so favorite) contestants react when they have to rely on each other. It was a night of music, meltdowns, and plenty of teases about meltdowns coming up later. Let the catfight begin and the excuses fly with my BEST, WORST, and FINAL VERDICT!

"This will no doubt be the most important day or your life." - Simon Cowell to the contestants on the opening of Hollywood Week.

Easy there Margaret Thatcher. It's a reality show singing contest, not the Battle of the Bulge. But getting serious, Hollywood Week is my favorite portion of "American Idol," and I was excited to see all the changes. They let the contestants sing whatever they wanted acapella. They gave them voice coaches and stylists. And they even brought Barry Manilow back from whatever planet he was on, to help them become as weird as possible.

My BEST, WORST, and FINAL VERDICT after the jump!

Tonight's "American Idol" pitted New York against Puerto Rico. It's your regular "West Side Story," but with a crazy rocker in retro hipster sunglasses. Only in Ah-meer-ee-kah!

Now I have to mention how stupid I am. I completely forgot "American Idol" was on tonight, something more than one of you readers pointed out after my "see you next week" line on Wednesday. You have my deepest apology....but keep reading for my BEST, WORST, OBAMA, and FINAL VERDICT!

Welcome to Utah, the friendliest place on Earth! Where's Mitt Romney when you need him? Tonight "American Idol" invaded the hometown of David Archuleta, and they found a few special singers who might make it just as far. That said, it's time to put these formulaic audition shows to bed - for GOOD! The bad singers aren't as humorous, the post-production gags are all getting stale, and the judges' antics are about as exciting as a night in, well, Utah.

Keep reading for my BEST, WORST, OBAMA WINNER and FINAL VERDICT.....

All season long, “American Idol” has showcased stories of hope, inspiration, and vomit-inducing upliftness. No, it’s not a word. Tonight, that would all change, because “American Idol” took the show to Jacksonville. That’s right – there would be no OBAMA AWARD winner for “hope and inspiration” tonight. Instead, we got more weird moments with the judges, a few GREAT auditions, and the rebirth of the flat top. Let’s get to my breakdown of THE GOOD, THE BAD, and my FINAL VERDICT.

Howdy, y’all! “American Idol” went down to Lou-uhl-ville, Kentucky and found a few good singers, some strange birds, and apparently a guy in a port-a-potty. So before you ask why I wasn’t watching “Lost,” let’s get to my BEST, WORST, OBAMA AWARD WINNER, and FINAL VERDICT!

Welcome to your Inauguration Night American Idol Recap! This season, “Idol” producers promised us “change we can believe in,” meaning they were going to show us more “good” talent and stop promoting the train wrecks. Well, let’s hope our new Commander-In-Chief is a little bit better with his word. On the one-hour San Francisco audition night spectacular, “American Idol” breezed through a few yellow tickets, and spent most of the time on the biggest freaks in flower town.

Keep reading for my BEST, WORST, and the winner of the coveted OBAMA Award!

ABC’s Lost returns Wednesday night in all its deliciously frustrating, mind-messing glory. In a series filled with jaw-dropping, scratch-you-head moments, we’re presenting our ten favorites. It was hard to narrow them down, but these made us, drop the remote, call our fellow Lost-ies, log on to the message boards and say, out loud, “WTF?”

RYAN SEACREST: What happened? No ticket?

CHELSEA: No ticket. They said I sound like a cat falling off a roof or something.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why I love “American Idol.” The second audition night kicked off with waitress Chelsea Marquardt, a cute little blond with a cat caught in her throat. Then there was the even more attractive Casey Carlson, a self-confessed “bubble tea maker” who managed to con the judges with her weak take on a Vanessa Carlton hit. Overall, it was a pretty embarrassing night to be a sorority girl in the audition room.

I will say that tonight’s episode was a big improvement, mostly because we had less of Kara being crammed down our traps. But still, too many judges too little time. This show works best when Simon is allowed to shine. Facebook poster Andrew puts it best:

“The entire 2 hours should be the inner monologue that Simon gets when he gets "the look" in his eyes when he realized he'll be able to market the "talent" in front of him: "Ahh yes, a blind--yet cute, not scary Andrea Bocelli gazed--curly haired, piano playing young lad--genius! {que sound effect: cha ching!}" I only watch the show for that look. He's a genius."

Simon had that look more than a few times tonight. My BEST, WORST, and FINAL VERDICT after the jump!

If Episode 1 of Season 8 is any indication, it’s time we replace the term “jump the shark” with “add a judge.” “American Idol” finally pulled back the curtain on Kara “Khemistry Killing” Dioguardi. Watching the episode, I felt I was witnessing history. Analysts will someday look back at this tape as the day “Idol” finally threw on the waterskis and let her rip! The show spent WAY too much time introducing another unnecessary voice, another person to suck valuable time away from Simon Cowell.

It was also the first post-Obama “Idol,” packed full of buzzwords like “hope,” “courage,” and “strength.” This year will feature young chicks in bikinis, right next to 16 year olds who create charities for seniors. Seriously, do you want proof that we’re not in another Great Depression? A 16 year old with enough time and financial support to create her own charity also has time to audition for “American Idol.”

My full breakdown is right after the jump....

Hey there everyone! Highlights from my night on Nick Digilio's show are airing on CLTV News this evening, but if you just can't wait or want to hear more, you can download my ENTIRE performance from WGN Radio 720 AM! Just click here and download the four mp3's I'm featured in! The Globes were fun, can't wait till Oscar time!

Video Courtesy: NBC

MTV's "true story of seven strangers” returns tonight for what seems like it’s 400th season. (actually, according to Wikipedia, it’s the 21st). In its honor, we present the Top 10 Real World-ers, of all time. We’ve rated them based on their entertainment value, the drama they caused and if we could live with them. As a bonus we’ve included 5 of the worst.

10. Ace – Paris – Season 13

Ace was the good-natured Southern party guy with a smile that could warm the coldest Parisian hearts. Sure it was easy too look like a catch when you’re standing next to Paris’s McSleazy (aka C ‘I take credit for flowers I didn’t send’ T) but Ace was charming anyway.
Entertainment value: 7
Drama Caused: 0
Cohabitate-ability: 10

Ever wonder what Balki Bartokomous & Cousin Larry did when they weren't herding sheep and taking pictures? Yeah, we didn't either. Who cares right? After watching this YouTube video we realized people have way too much time on their hands and the ABC hit TV show should have been called Perfect Murderers.

The Chicago Film Critics announced their annual awards on WGN-TV this morning, naming Disney-Pixar's WALL-E the Best Picture of 2008. The movie tore up the awards, becoming the first animated film to take home Best Picture, kind of a surprise considering it didn't have the most nominations. It won for Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay, Best Original Score and Best Animated Film. WALL-E could pull off the upset and land an Oscar nomination for Best Picture, but it's still a long shot.

Find out how everyone else did, including Danny Boyle's SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE and Christopher Nolan's THE DARK KNIGHT, after the jump....

Yes, it's well known in the industry that studios and agencies lobby their butts off to land these Golden Globe nominations. But they happen to be a major award show that lots of people watch, so let's break down this morning's announcement just a little bit.

The 5 films earning the most nominations include "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (5), "Doubt" (5), "Frost/Nixon" (5), "The Reader" (4), "Revolutionary Road" (4). A little surprised that "Slumdog Millionaire" didn't get more noms, but as stated earlier, it's an indie film, which makes it harder to get a Globe nomination.

I find it hilarious that Kate Winslett is considered a "Supporting Actress" for her work in "The Reader." She's obviously the female LEAD and carries the film. They clearly didn't want her competing with her own tremendous LEAD performance in "Revolutionary Road." The marketing clearly has paid off.

The big surprise comes in the Supporting Actor category. Heath Ledger should win for "The Dark Knight," but how about Robert Downey Jr. AND Tom Cruise both landing noms for their work in "Tropic Thunder?" Wow!

All of the other, more predictable nominations can be found after the jump. Make sure to tune into WGN-TV next Thursday (Dec. 18). Dean Richards will be announcing the winners of the Chicago Film Critics Awards. For the first time, I am a voting member. Should be exciting!

You got it dude! Or cut....it....out! However you feel about the TGIF 90's sitcom "Full House," it has certainly sealed its fate as a 90's pop culture icon. Rumors are flying all over the web about a possible "remake" of the show that would involve much of the original cast! Keep reading for more info...

The snow is falling. It's colder than, well, you know. You're getting back into the holiday mood. Time to break out the ol' DVDs and dust off some Christmas classics. I've compiled my list of the Top 10 Christmas movies of all time. Some are traditional, some are for kids, and there's at least one you would NEVER air in front of a child. Let the debate begin as we start with number 10 on my list - AFTER THE JUMP!

We don't normally embed video from other TV outlets on this blog, but if I didn't do it here, you'd never believe me. Due to the economic downturn, a restaurant in Japan has hired monkeys to fill in for the wait staff! And that's not a punchline, we're talking ACTUAL monkeys! And get this - the health department says it's sanitary, as long as the monkeys wear clothes! What fun is that?

What do you tip a monkey? 10%? Maybe a banana or two? If only the monkeys were on the menu, then we'd really be in business!

Cooking a turkey this Thanksgiving? In need of a little help? Well look no further! I cornered Mary Klingman, the Butterball Turkey Talk Line Lady, in hopes of providing me with some insight to cooking the perfect bird. Hilarity and knowledge ensued:

Remember, don't hesitate to give the Butterball folks a call this Thanksgiving at 1-800-Butterball!

Well he may not be the voice of his generation (thanks, Kanye) but Justin Timberlake has a pretty decent sense of comedy. Yes, everyone by now is talking about his appearance on SNL in the Beyonce video sketch. And while that was funny and unexpected, his best work may have been on Weekend Update. He shows us what the show would have been like if he hosted - the whole show, in under 2 minutes. It's self-referential, fast-paced, includes a 'tiny hat reference'... in short, it's comic gold

Hey all. I cut this little video together using the reaction footage I shot on election night. Seeing so many people emotional involved with our political system was a pretty moving experience.

Anyhow, I hope your Election 2008 withdrawl isn't too rough. And don't worry, there are plenty of moose to hunt up there in ANWAR, so you-know-who should be just fine!

So if you saw either of my two videos from the Fifty/50 or Moonshine, I never made it to House of Blues like I promised. Instead, I stuck around Moonshine to witness Chicago's reaction to Barack Obama becoming the next President of the United States. I was able to capture on video the first emotions pouring out of everyday Chicagoans. This meant something to everyone there - black, white, asian, latino, it didn't matter. To be there to see it all, and to even deliver the news to some who hadn't heard yet, was an amazing experience. One I will never forget.

Tomorrow I'm coming into the office to record another video blog with more of my thoughts from tonight. Right now I'm eager to hit the web to find out what happened in the other races. Of course, if you were watching CLTV, you don't need to worry about that.

Whether you voted for Barack Obama or John McCain, or any of the other fine candidates on the ballot, let's hope that American took another step forward today. And let's all get ready for Palin 2012 to be unveiled tomorrow! YOU BETCHA!

Sorry for the startling headline, but they could use the break! In case you missed the ending to this weekend's episode of "metromix," we thought we'd post it on the blog. See what happens when I discover my own dead body in the woods. And like every great (or not so great) horror movie, here is the unrated director's cut!

Happy Halloween!

I met Jennifer Hudson in 2006. She held a press junket in Chicago to promote her upcoming film "Dreamgirls," where she would hopefully make a big enough splash to jumpstart an acting career. After screening the film, I was pretty much sold that she would win every major award out there, and that her life would change forever.

Who knew that just two years later, now an Academy Award winning actress and full blown pop star celebrating her debut album, her life would change again. Last Friday when we got the news that Jennifer's mother had been killed in an apparent domestic shooting, we were shocked. But to hear that she also lost her brother, and now possibly her nephew? Well, we are left speechless.

These are tough times in Chicago. As the news broke over the weekend, popular news websites like The Drudge Report had headlines calling Chicago the "murder capital of the U.S." It's hard to argue, right now we're beating both New York and Los Angeles in homicide numbers. We have to remember that however tragic the blow to Jennifer Hudson may be, there are many others in our city who are mourning as well. Let's hope that something good can happen here. Maybe the conversation will create such demand, that we will finally figure out some way to stop this. We have to stop killing each other, and we have to do it now.

After the jump you'll find my story with Jennifer Hudson before "Dreamgirls" opened in 2006. She is one of Hollywood's best success stories, and despite these recent events, she still remains the symbol that anything is possible if you put your mind to it.

Halloween is always a good time to break out the ol' horror films. Last year we hit the streets to find out your favorites. I posted the video on YouTube - nearly 50,000 people have watched it, and more than 220 viewers left text comments with their picks. The demand was there, so I hit the streets and made a sequel. What is the best scary movie of all time - PART 2!!!!!....

In case you missed last year's segment, you can find it right after the jump....

Uber Cubs fan, Chicago-native and Saturday Night Live alum Bill Murray made an appearance on SNL's prime time special Thursday night in the opening debate sketch. He asked the candidates one of the hardest issues facing America: Can the Cubs ever win? (Note: Bill asks his question when the timer hits the 3:30 mark)

Yes she is - according to the National Enquirer. They've got breaking news running on their website about the matter. As the stock market continues to tumble, apparently the Spears family isn't too worried about their retirement assests and college funds!

Bear in mind this is the National Enquirer here, but as of late, they seem to be hitting it big with some bombshell stories. And I apologize for writing about this, but with all of this "looming great depression" coverage we've been hammered with lately, we could use the break!

Once you get past Queen Latifah's sllloooooooooowwwwwww intro, this is great stuff. Is it just me, or does anybody else think the Joe Biden stuff was the best part of the bit? Nevertheless, SNL is once again proving its worth during election season.

Yes, I know. It was reported by Fox Sports about a month ago, but Bob Costas just "officially" announced that Bruce Springstein will be the halftime act at this year's NFL Super Bowl on NBC. It all goes down when the Chicago Bears face the New York Jets in Tampa on February 1st, 2009.

Hey fellas, fellas - did Kim Kardashian dance to the most obvious song choice in the history of Dancing with the Stars? Hell yeah!
Ironically, she wasn't that great at shaking what her reality TV mama gave her. She sort of admitted it too in the footage leading up to last night's dance. Check it out for yourselves - the routine starts around the 1:00 mark.

Well everyone is talking about it - Tina Fey's return to SNL as Sarah Palin. Here's the video:

Oh those Simpson sisters. Will they ever sing on live TV without a problem? Jessica Simpson performed on Good Morning America Tuesday morning and shortly into the performance of 'With You,' she stopped her band, complained that she couldn't hear, then started back up. When you watch the video below - mercifully, the flub comes quick at the 30-second mark - note two things: 1) How absolutely pissed she sounds when she says 'HOLD on' and how quick her band is to start up when she counts them back in.

In case you missed tonight's show, or just wanted to see my take on celebrity news one more time, here is this week's Hollywood Jolt! Who knew that a Republican convention could be so much fun, my friends!

Figures, David Duchovny checks into SEX REHAB the day after I finish editing my Hollywood Jolt segment. Thanks for thinking of me David and I hope you get better soon! Enjoy the Jolt, my warped version of celebrity news!

Okay, so he's been a grown-up and serious actor for awhile now, but that doesn't mean Marcus's didn't talk to Mark Paul Gosselaar about his days on 'Saved by the Bell.' Zack, er, Mark also talks about his new hair, his new show and if Jesse Spano ever kicked her caffeine pill addiction (Note: We're lying about that last thing.)

Dancing with the Stars 7: Something for Everyone?

With the Olympics packed up and out of Beijing, America awoke this morning looking for something to cheer about. Thankfully, ABC announced the new cast of their mega-hit show, "Dancing with the Stars" just in time.
In keeping with the show's tradition using the terms "dancing" and "stars" loosely, this season's cast is full of wash-ups looking for a comeback, athletes and no-names looking for a new fan base, and your token representative from AARP.