Dear Mr. Gould,

Let me start by saying I love when you kick field goals to beat the Packers. Let me then say I don't like it when you sing the 7th inning stretch @ Wrigley Field. During Fridays game with the Cards we saw you get in front of the friendly confines and look down at your cheat sheet for "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." WTF Robbie. I know you play football but doesn't everyone know the words to one of the most famous sports songs ever?!

Next time practice. It makes perfect you know.

-That's No Goulda